...Mr. [Gilbert] Gottfried moved right along to his act's crowning joke. "A 
talent agent is sitting in his office," he began. "A family walks in - a 
man, woman, two kids, and their little dog. And the talent agent goes, 
'What kind of an act do you do?' " What followed was a marathon 
description of a vaudeville routine featuring incest, bestiality and 
almost every conceivable bodily function. The agent asks the couple 
the name of their unusual act, and their answer is the punch line: 
"The Aristocrats." 

From "The Greatest Dirty Joke Ever Told" by Frank Rich, The 
New York Times, Sunday, 13 March 2005

From Kingdom Of Fear: Loathsome Secrets of a Star-Crossed Child in the Final Days of the American Century (2003)
By Hunter S. Thompson (July 18, 1937 - February 20, 2005)

 Was Hunter describing himself?

…The difference between an outlaw and a war criminal is the difference between a pedophile and a Pederast: The pedophile is a person who thinks about sexual behavior with children, and the Pederast does these things. He lays hands on innocent children, he penetrates them and changes their
lives forever.
 	Being the object of a pedophile's warped affections is a Routine feature of growing up in America, and being a victim of a Pederast's crazed "love" is part of dying. Innocence is no longer an option. Once penetrated, the
child becomes a Queer in his own mind, and that is not much different than murder.
 	Richard Nixon crossed the line when he began murdering foreigners in the name of "family values"- and George Bush crossed it when he sneaked into office and began killing brown skinned children in the name of Jesus and the American people...